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Try to sit down as you read this: I am a three time Emmy Nominee, five time Writer’s Guild Award winner, and two time Peabody winner for my work as a writer on Inside Amy Schumer and Saturday Night Live. I have written for HBO, Comedy Central, Netflix, Hulu, FX, NBC and I am the co-creator of I Love That For You, a new comedy series premiering on Showtime in 2022 starring Vanessa Bayer, Molly Shannon and Jenifer Lewis. Are you feeling physically drawn to me yet? As an actor I have appeared most recently in Inside Amy Schumer, Crashing, The Last O.G., The Deuce, and At Home With Amy Sedaris. I am a former video journalist for The New York Times. Born into a first-generation immigrant family in Wisconsin, I slowly worked my way into becoming a bi-coastal gay elite, and now I am a vapid Hollywood psycho who plays both sides and is loyal to no one. DM me if you can further my career.